version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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