What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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general tso's broccoli

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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