I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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