Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

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