Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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BenWuzHear

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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PATHETIC

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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