a fish swimming in the water swims

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why didn't he finish his

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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