You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your all fags

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your face

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What?

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

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