How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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8===D

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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