My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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You're so straight!

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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