why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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