What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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