Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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