balls in ya mouf

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Pain Olympics.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Where's my baby??

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Jasper sucks.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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