What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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bryden is a faggot

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Health food.

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