Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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A horse walks into a barn.

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salad days!

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How old is your mom Dead

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Anti Joke

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