whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Covietz has a large penis

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Weed.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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