What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Moral

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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