So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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PENIS :)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Santa isn't real

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black people. that is all...

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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