roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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