what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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obama leadership

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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