- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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