Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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