Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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epic win?

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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bitches be crafty.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Indeed.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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