What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Indeed.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Anti Joke

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