Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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monkey sponge

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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