What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Refrigerator

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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