children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Gadaffi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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