Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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a man walked into a bar....

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Anti-joke.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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