This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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deez nuts

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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