What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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civil rights

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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