Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Women's rights

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Nah

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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