What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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