What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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John Cena for president

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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