Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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