What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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