- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

The Labour Party.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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