Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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dj miky

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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