whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Balls

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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im watching you..

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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