A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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guess what? chicken butt.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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