Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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asian drivers.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Miscarriages.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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