A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Vagina Boob

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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silver bullet?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Men, get on the boat.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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