Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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LOL

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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