What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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