Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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