why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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