What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Donald Trump

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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