what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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smell the vitamin C

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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