when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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Jayden Eccles

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Michael Brown

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