A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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hot diggity dog

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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