How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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