A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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your mom

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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