Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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