What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Andoni was here

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Gay republicans

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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