What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Ruller

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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pickle juice?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Good job, son.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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penis that is all

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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