Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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hey.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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