What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Icecream

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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I'm Spartacus

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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potato farming

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Anti Joke

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