What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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knock knock who's there police

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404 Error: Joke not found

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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