Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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anus soup

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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