Women's rights

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Women's Rights

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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