Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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123 f*ck off

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I pooped.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What did you say? I don't know.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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69

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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