- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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