- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats green and slimy? green slim

my shift key is broken1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Well educated black man.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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