You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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swag

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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