why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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