Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Womens rights

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Basically

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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