How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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