What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What is a chair?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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