Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Oliver's friends

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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