y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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minorities

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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