If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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whats better than shoes feet

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democracy

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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