?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Women's rights

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Go away.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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