One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Anti Joke

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