What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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im gay because im gay

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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