I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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