What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

I'm off to my tank guys!

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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