Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

haha, you're an orphan

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

0 + 0 = 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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