A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

The government

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

your mom

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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