A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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PIED NINNY!

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What is cold? Winter

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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