Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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