Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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