knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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