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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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