- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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