It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Child Prostitution.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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