What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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cool

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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