Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A man walks into a bar

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Make me famous

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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