what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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womens rights.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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