What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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S.O.P.A

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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