What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What does water taste like? Water

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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