What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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