Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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A jew went to Germany.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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