What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Small breasts.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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im gay because im gay

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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