- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

time to spruce up!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

That's unfortunate.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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