There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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