- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

HELLO EVERYONE

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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