Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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