What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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