what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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eden stop

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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you just lost the game!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Joe Biden

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Anti Joke

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