whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Anti Joke

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