- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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