Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Oliver's friends

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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