Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Hello

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Anti Joke

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