- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Looks through the peephole.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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