People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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