A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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human centipede

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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