- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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