OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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