mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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