Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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boobs

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Comedy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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