So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Bob dole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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360 NO SCOPE

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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hot diggity dog

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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