You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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