"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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