How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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women's rights.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Republicans

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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