Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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