Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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