your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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