Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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