A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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