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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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