What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Hello.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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