there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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