Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Potato

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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american government

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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