Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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