The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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rarw

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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im a dragon, no im not

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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