There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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