What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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