- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

we all know sammi has a penis

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Zach Barlow

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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