Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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whats black. an african american person

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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