Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

drew edminstin is a rat

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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