- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

This is a joke

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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