your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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a horse walks into a barn

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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