Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Sorry boss

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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I like hats XD!

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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