- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A black guy gets arrested...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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