to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Anti Joke

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