Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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