a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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