Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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i like cats

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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