Jake Bowar

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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I once did something.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Anti Joke

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