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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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