Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Justin Beiber

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Republicans

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Anti Joke

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