A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Your mother is a man.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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