What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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