Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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gabbi nunez ;)

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cory is gay

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What time is it? 10:58

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Anti Joke

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