Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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I lost my tractor.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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