how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's brown and sticky? a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

thumb_up thumb_down +15

hey guys im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +142

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Guess what? Chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

identical jokes get different votes.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops