I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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