Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Kittens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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