Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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Obama

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How long is a china man?

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want to go home? yea

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Jebron Lames.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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