Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A jew go out of a bar

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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