What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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