- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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