Who is big and stupid My brother

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What does water taste like? Water

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lol

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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