up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Hello

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Like this joke, bitch.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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