What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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