What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Jaden McMichael

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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