- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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