How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's up? Your time.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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