women's lacrosse.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do I hate? people

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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