Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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President Donald Trump

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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10inch nice

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Of course, first door on your left

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Health food.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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come along children

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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