I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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