A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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