What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Religion

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Women's sports

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Matt is a Duster!

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

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