Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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:O + :P = 69

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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