girls basketball

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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y u no like me joke?

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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