What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Life

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Apple juice.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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9/11

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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