What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Hitler is my role model

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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