A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A man walks into a bar

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