Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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