How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Wade's the father

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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A bar walks into a man

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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