What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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math test 2=2

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Land Rovers

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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