Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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