There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Vagina-Boob

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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