What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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