- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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