Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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