- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

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