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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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