A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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