Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Womens rights.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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pizzano is a tool.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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matt shut up

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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The 80's

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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