You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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