Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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