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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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