A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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