- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Good afternoon.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

whats funnier than 24? 25

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