- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Justin Beiber

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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