the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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