What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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