Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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