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Womens rights

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Womens rights.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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am i invited to party? no

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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