knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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no rasist joks

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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