Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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I was once a hamster.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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