Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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A man died.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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