why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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