you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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High school gym class.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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