A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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cory is gay

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Women's sports.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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womans rights...

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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