What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why? Because!

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Anti Joke

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