Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Google Doodles

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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