What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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gay pom...

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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