Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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i love to lick...

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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