what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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