Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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colby doesnt shave

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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PICKLES

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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