- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What can fly? Lots of things

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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