- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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