Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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AVI IS A FAG

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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