man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Star Wars

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a woman votes!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

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