Your Mom

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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women playing football?

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xavier stop

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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This is not a joke

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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A man sat on a chair

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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