- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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