A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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tom hall

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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