Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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