What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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im jewish

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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I like to eat.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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