a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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poop

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Avery has crabs.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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