two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Justin Beiber

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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whats black and white? a zebra

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Anti Joke

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