- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Your mother just died.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Vaginal secretions

Donald Trump

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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