Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A women's opinion.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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