What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Jake Bowar

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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