Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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NASCAR

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Tim's gay.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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knock knock Goodbye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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