guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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