Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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