A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Ms. Smoot's class

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