What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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heads up!

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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I love boobs

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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