666 im christian

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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