What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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