What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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