What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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