Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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since when?

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i have two hands.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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