What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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