what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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