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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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