Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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WNBA

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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American healthcare.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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