A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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