why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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