Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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im black

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Justin Bieber got laid

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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