how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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