Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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