Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Women's Rights Movement

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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