- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man did not like this site

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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