Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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