- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

knock,knock you suck

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

what sucks? things that suck

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

No.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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