why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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oh hiya come in

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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THE END.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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