why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your time.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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