- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

there was once a jew

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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