What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Ruller

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Scott Gomez

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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You having friends.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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