What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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