- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Joay impistato is a fig

Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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