we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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