Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Andy Carrol

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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