What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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