What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Knock knock come in.

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I'm homeless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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