How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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you are gay

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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I hate blackniggers

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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My name is Jeff

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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