What did the sign say? It said slow down

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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just in time?

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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