What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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