Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

"Knock knock..." "come in"

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

An Asian walks out of the library.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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