What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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