so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Death by kayak

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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