- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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