What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Test

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Obama

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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