How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Anti Joke

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