Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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obama leadership

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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