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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

gabbi nunez ;)

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Dwight Howard

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

why girl die cancer

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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