whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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A man. That is all.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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