- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Go away.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Canada

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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