what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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DEATH.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Your mom.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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