Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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