Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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