What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

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