- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

a black man jumps in a pool.

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