Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Women rights.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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