whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Okay, one second.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Women's rights.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Ted Haggard.

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