- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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