what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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i have cancer

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Steve Jobs.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Hi my name is Bob

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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This is not a joke

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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aaaa

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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