Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Breast cancer.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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HEY!

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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