you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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A man killed himself.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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