youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Women Sports.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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