Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Chicken

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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I like your hair

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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