Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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I ponder

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Hello.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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My life :(

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Poo LOL

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