what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Anti Joke

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