- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

Knock knock Come In.......

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

I don't get it

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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