- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

The penn state football administration

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

WNBA

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Mitch

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A ginger rapping.

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