Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Real jokes.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Black people being friendly.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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