What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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