a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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No it doesnt..

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Penis-biter

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

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