- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

mitt romney

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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