what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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