What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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swag

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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