Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Anti Joke

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