I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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hi bye

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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GAY PEOPLE

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Anti Joke

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