What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

like this if you think what ever you want to..

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

thumb_up thumb_down

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

thumb_up thumb_down +2

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

thumb_up thumb_down -84

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

George W. Bush

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops