Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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The game.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Anti Joke

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