What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's up? A direction...

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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MICHAEL

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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