Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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