What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Daniel is a fag

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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