What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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