I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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