If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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your fat

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Gingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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