Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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pickle juice?

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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