Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

VAL SUCKS

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats white? A fridge

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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