When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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knock knock who's there aids

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Anti Joke

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