whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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