Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

thumb_up thumb_down +178

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Scientology.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops