I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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YEAH THEY DO.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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johann grayson being liked

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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