A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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matt is fat

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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This is an anti-joke.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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