Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Grapefruit.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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