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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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