People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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