A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Black People.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Fat people.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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