caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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