Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Can I touch it?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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