I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Jellybeans

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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LIKE THIS!

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Anti Joke

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