what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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book 'em danno

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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