Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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