What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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The FCC

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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