A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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