A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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