What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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kushagra tyagi

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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WNBA

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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