whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Moooo

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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miha kako si?

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Anti Joke

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