- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

God

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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