Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

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