One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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OBAMA

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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