Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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