In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Ben Affleck

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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