What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

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