what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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