- Anti Joke

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Tucker Rivera

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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