Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Bags of delicious poop.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

why do mexicans get made fun of

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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