Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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