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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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