Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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i have two hands.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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