We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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