Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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No

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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