What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Major League Soccer

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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