where's mom I killed her

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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