a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A kid has no friends.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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