A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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God is real.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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