Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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