why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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