whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Women.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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