What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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No joke.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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