Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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david poredos

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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