Dogs

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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