Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Got milk? No.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Anti Joke

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