What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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