- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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