Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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A Pakistani news reader.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Anti Joke

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