- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

This is a joke

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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