roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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