Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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#IHateHashtags

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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The EPA.

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