How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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