why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Anti Joke

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