If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Cheese stick

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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