A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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