A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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69

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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