what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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i was molested.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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poop.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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whats forever alone me

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Brett Farve

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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