What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Okay, one second.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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