Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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School

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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