what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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i eat poop

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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