How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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