What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Where's my tractor?

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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