Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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