What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Patriarchy.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Get off my porch.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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