All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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;iub

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Sorry boss

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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I like hats XD!

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Anti Joke

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