Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Indeed.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Anti Joke

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