Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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