There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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