- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Miscarriages.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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