knock knock Come in.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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