Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Black People.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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