Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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