What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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where's mom I killed her

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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