A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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more like nig!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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