if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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no rasist joks

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Gustavo Andrade

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Anti Joke

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