Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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