wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Obama.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Miscarriages.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Mitt Romney

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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fava beans

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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