Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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