What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Racial Equality

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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