Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Your social life

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Anti Joke

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