Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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The Big Band Theory

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

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