If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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kkkk

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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