Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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¿melano?

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I love you.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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fabien

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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