Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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French people

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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