I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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