- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

womens rights to vote

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??