what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

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