Women's Rights...

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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