Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Nickelback

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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The Aristocrats

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Anti Joke

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