You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Banana(s)

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Jayden Eccles

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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