Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Slavery

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Women's rights.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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