- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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