What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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you

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Jews

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LOL

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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