Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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poo is yummy

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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