200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Your mom.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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