Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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