Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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