how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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9/11

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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mexicans fishing

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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God. God.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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