Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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