HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Top Gear USA

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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He walked in a bar

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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