- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Lewis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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