what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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wat?

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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