Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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black people

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Life

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Apple juice.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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9/11

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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