- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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