aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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lebron

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A whale's vagina

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Passing by

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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