You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Women's Rights

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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