Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Animal

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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