"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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