What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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