Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Youre mom is so dead...

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Horse.

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a Jew had a small nose

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Anti Joke

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