Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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men's rights.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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