Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Jared Gough is a slut

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Anti Joke

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