this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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