Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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