What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Small titties.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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