Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Women's Rights.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Smelly Indians.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Anti Joke

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