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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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