oooh look a banshee

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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School

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Anti Joke

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