A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Hello.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Miscarriages.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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