Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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black people

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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alert("Hello");

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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