Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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