Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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