What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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