What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Yock

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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