a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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test

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Butt Sex.

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Anti Joke

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