What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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