want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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