Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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