What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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