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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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