Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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I don't get it

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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