My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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I would rape her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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tim has no humor

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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9/11

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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