- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Knock, Knock Come in

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Justin Bieber

"knock knock" "Come in"

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock Knock Go Away

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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