Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Hellen Keller

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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mental kid

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