Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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The WNBA.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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