The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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http://www.com/

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Communism hehe xd

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock come in.

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I'm homeless.

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Anti Joke

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