Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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