what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Skinny people fart less.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

I lost my tractor.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent