- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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