Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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