Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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