Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Hail Hitler

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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