How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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like facebook.com/john maon

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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