Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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The person below me is weird.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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