what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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