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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Woman rights.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Jesus Christ

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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