god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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The horse's name was Friday

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vaginas

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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