Nickelback

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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