Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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