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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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