yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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fart+fart=poop

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Obama = ebola

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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The NBA lockout

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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