A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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what time is it rape time

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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