I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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