justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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