HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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