Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Anti Joke

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