- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Cripples are lame.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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