A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Gingers.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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