What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Girls Basketball.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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