- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

There's a god, just kidding.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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