Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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