Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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George W. Bush

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Anti Joke

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