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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what did the farmer do? plant

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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