Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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