what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Men's rights

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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12 in general

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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