Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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