There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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