Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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son, you're adopted.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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