- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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