Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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