its snowing on mount fuji

thumb_up thumb_down +13

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did he die? He was sick.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Scientology.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

thumb_up thumb_down -1

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

thumb_up thumb_down

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -7

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Diana and victoria

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops