Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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I lost my tractor.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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