Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Matt Damon

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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i like men but im not gay

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Caramel Boing.

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Gay rights.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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4/20.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Anti Joke

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