Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your time.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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