How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Neither did she.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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