pubic lice.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Justin Bieber got laid

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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women's rights

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