- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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