Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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