Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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democracy

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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