G:nock nock B:come in!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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whats my name? Matt

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Canida

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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