If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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