Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Kelly Clarkson

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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