Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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