a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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