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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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