A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Canadians

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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