What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's 9+10=? 19

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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