What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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The Game.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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eh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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