A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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rent a cops

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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I can't think of a joke.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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