If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Womens rights

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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