Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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