Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Major League Soccer

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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hi

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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