What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Loner.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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ObamaCare

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

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