Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Granny porn!

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Your time.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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I am a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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