What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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