What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was the man sad His got raped

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Coldpaly is a good band

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

i love to lick...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops