Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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