How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Face...the other white meat!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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miha kako si?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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fduck

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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