There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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