jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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