- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Lil' Wayne

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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The Christian Bible.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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