What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Land Rovers

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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