How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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