- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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