What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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