What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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