Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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