jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Military intelligence.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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i hate non minorities!

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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The Female Orgasm

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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