A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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