like for a handjob.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Justin Bieber.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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yes... that's the joke

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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your social life.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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