from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Obama-Care

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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