Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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