Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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