What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

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