what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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yes... that's the joke

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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9/11.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Anti Joke

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