What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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#Getweird

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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