I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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bees knees

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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