how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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