Catholicism.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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