A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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baby loves lalma

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Your mama's so fat.

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I agree

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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