press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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