What's 1+1? 69.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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God is real.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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