Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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we all know sammi has a penis

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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