The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Once upon a time.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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