What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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