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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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