y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Dogs

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Hi

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Bob Saget

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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