What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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I pooped my pants

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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I have aids

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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