Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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