why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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