What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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world peace

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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