- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

HELLO EVERYONE

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

There was an american man on the way to work.

This is not a joke.

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