How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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knock knock Come in.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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