man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Justin Beiber

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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