What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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who smells? •Liam

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A joke

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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