Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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hahaha

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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where is the world?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Anti Joke

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