- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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