What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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snowglobe

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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French people.

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Potato!

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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hashtags suck balls

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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