- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.