Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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to get to the other side.

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NEVER

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

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