Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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chirs

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Take part of what?

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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