God is real

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im gay

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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knock knock Come in.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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