The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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