What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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