sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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