Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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