Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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knock knock no ones home

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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