There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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