ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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