How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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knock knock piss off

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women's rights

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World Of Warcraft

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