Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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