Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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i like potatoes

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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People...

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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