Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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