A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Black People.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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