- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

the joke below me is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

A man... walks.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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