Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Women's sports

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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fava beans

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Cold camel scrotum.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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