How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Miscarriages.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What color is my lamp? Brown

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Asians...

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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