- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

The Big Band Theory

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Cows are land manatees.

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