- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

No because your face is really f***** up.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

School

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

who farted i did :]

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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