BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A young baby died.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why? Because.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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