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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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