Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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womens rights

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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have safe sex

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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asian drivers.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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