- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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