why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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