Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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whats long and green? weed

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Title IX

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I was once a hamster.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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EGGPLANT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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