What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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