Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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