what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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