What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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