- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina ass.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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