Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Neither does he.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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