Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Well, there's one way...

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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gay marriage.

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