what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Drunk irish man

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Please? No.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Anti Joke

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