whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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