- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

Smeg...

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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