Diarrhea

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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