Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A guy is playing cod

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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