Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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the game

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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