what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Hello penis

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Obama being reelected.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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