what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Jesus was a good guy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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