Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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