what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Men's rights

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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