What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Miscarriages.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

What color is my lamp? Brown

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...