A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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NEVER

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Penis-biter

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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