What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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