What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What is a question?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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