What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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