why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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