What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

you just lost the game!

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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