A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

A ginger was with his friends

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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