Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Bacon is delcious.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

democracy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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