What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Rick santorum

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

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