why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Smeg...

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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