So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

what do u call a black person by his name

what looks like a banana? a penis

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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