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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

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