What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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your momma's an antijoke

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How's the weather? Good.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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