How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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