What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Paul Dylan King!

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Santa isn't real

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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