Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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