I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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