Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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