There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Female Athletics

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Your mom

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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