- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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