- Anti Joke

school homewrok

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Rich merchant started build a new bigger home for his family. He bought good blueprints and hired some construction workers to build it up. It took 2 years for the house to finish. Just few days before moving in, he had an horrible nightmare where little green men set the house on fire. When he woke up, he heard the bad news. House was burned down during the night. Merchant was shocked and sad. After couple of weeks, he decided to build a new house. This time a smaller one. Again he bought blueprints and hired people to work for him. Almost a year later, the house was starting to be finished. And again he saw that nightmare of little green men burning the house down. At morning he already knew the news and started to investigate these happenings. Local police officer couldn't help him and so didn't anyone else he asked. Merchant decided to try once more to build new home. This time he had money only for a small farmhouse. Building it up last 6 months, and almost every night merchant was guarding the construction site for little green men. Farmhouse finished in time and merchant moved in. In couple weeks he started to relax and think that little green men stopped harassing him. At one night, couple of months after moving in. Merchant saw the nightmare again, and woke up in burning house. He escaped from the window and saved his wife and children. Then he ran to the village to call for help. The next morning, merchant was sitting next to his burned home and just thinking the motives for green men, what did he do in past so that green men were angry at him? Some villagers had come to watch the burned house and merchant saw something green in middle of the crowd. He slowly walked towards the crowd and saw this little man fleeing. He started to pursue this man and was pumped with adrealine. Didn't last long when merchant catched this little guy and held him in the ground to ask "Who are you? Do you have anything to do with those housefires?" The little green man was calm and relaxed as he answered "No."

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

where are you?

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Anti Joke

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