A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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