how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

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