I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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women's rights

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Your Mother

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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