What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Yellow People !!

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Dogs

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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