European on my shoes, buddy.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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