What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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