Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Stephen Walking.

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Hi.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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