whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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No soup for you!

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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chuck norris

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Women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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