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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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A van drives into a car.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

I'm hungry.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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