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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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