Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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minorities

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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