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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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