What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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oh hiya come in

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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