Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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