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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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