Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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