Woman Rights

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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