Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Asians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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