Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Women drivers...

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a vagina

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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