- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the difference between a lamp?

Bags of delicious poop.

Women's rights

eat a hot dog

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

My tractor broke down.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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