- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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