Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Feminism

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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