Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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acualy is dolan

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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