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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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