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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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