Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Whats Obama's last name?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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69

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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