Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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