?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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drake

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Brett Farve

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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