A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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barack osama

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Anti Joke

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