Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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book 'em danno

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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