- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

I like your hair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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