Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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The cow went moo

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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