Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Jews

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Anti Joke

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