yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Six million.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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potato

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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