Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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black chicken. kfc

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Chicken

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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