Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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