A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Mitt Romney for president.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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