What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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hi joshua

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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