Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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