Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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