Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Nickelback

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Politics

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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