Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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9/11

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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