What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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this is not a drill.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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