You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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