Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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