A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What do you call a black priest? Father

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

WOw you have no life

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

42, that is all

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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