- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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