- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What did I do last night?work

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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