why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Tell you something funny.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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