Yidi Huang lives here.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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