What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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make me a sandwich!

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Double-whammy

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Anti Joke

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