chuck norris

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Women drivers...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Anti Joke

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