What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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homosexual

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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