A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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stop it ryan vallee

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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