What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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An man walks to a bra

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Hi

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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