Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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