Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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pee

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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