What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Well educated black man.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Your mom is so fat...

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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