why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Where are you going Your house

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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