- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

VAGINA.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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