What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Where's my tractor?

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whats 2+2? 1

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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