- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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