What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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