Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Yock

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Fox News

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Anti Joke

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