Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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