brock has small hands for a small job

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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