A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Yes.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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a black father

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My parents died!

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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