How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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rent a cops

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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