What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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a retard lost...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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women rights

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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