A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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womens rights

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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