A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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