LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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