Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Anti Joke

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