Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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poo

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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