What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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watch me nae nae

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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