What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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