What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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