- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

connor sucks

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

the asian kid gets an F

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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