How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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hashtags suck balls

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Women's Rights

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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