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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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