Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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