Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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