- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Chuck Norris.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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