What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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