What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Womens Rights.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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