What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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PIED NINNY!

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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