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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

white or wheat? wheat please.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Time flies like a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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