- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Neither did she.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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