Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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gay marriage.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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