How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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mark is religion

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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