Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Potassium? K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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