12 niqqa 12.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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a man is running away

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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