Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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The Oakland Raiders

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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