How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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connor sucks

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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How would you rule?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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