Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

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