Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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