i was molested.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I've got a dig bick

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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4 hours later.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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ur gey

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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