- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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