Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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