i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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