You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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