Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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