Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Anti Joke

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