Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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