what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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