a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Anti Joke

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