- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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