whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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WHAT????

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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a man makes a bad joke

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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