- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matty B

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Punch line.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Barack Obama.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Women's Rights.

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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