What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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I pooped.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Anti Joke

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