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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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