What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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