Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Okay, one second.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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