whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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