what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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