Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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No. Yes.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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The NBA lockout

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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whats really hot the sun

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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