Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Dude man, I'm high...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Everybody will die

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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