this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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who is mark

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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