What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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