i like pie.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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general tso's broccoli

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Where's my baby??

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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