I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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