An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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