An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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My mom's dead

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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