A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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im telling maguire

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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