Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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involved parents.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Barack Obama

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Indians

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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I'm gay. No homo.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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