Knock Knock. Go Away!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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