- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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I'm homeless.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

whats good about poland... fukk all

Morning wood.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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