Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

If you're reading this, you can read.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Lacrosse

Urban ghettos

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

pee

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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