Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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your mum

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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dead dibbs

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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