What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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