An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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dislike this...please.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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women

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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