How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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FIONN'S LIFE

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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I have aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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angelosnyder is not gay

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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