- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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