I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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