What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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learn. advance!

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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