How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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