Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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