What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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women's rights

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Jesus

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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