- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What color is red paint? Red

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