- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.