Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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