How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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to get to the other side.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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roses are red poo is poo

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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