A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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