Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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