What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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think twice or at least think

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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black guy graduating high school

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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