Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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