- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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