A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

learn the ropes?

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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