What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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