What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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This is a joke.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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So dont touch it

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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