Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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