Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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im gey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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