Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Why Because

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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