knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Men's rights

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He--Hey guys

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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12 in general

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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