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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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