Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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