Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A seal walks into a club.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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One below was by me: Walter H

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