What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Vote this up

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Anti Joke

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