What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Fox News

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ballsack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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