What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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