Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Haha

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Anti Joke

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