A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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test

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I told you it would happen

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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