Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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