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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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