knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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