What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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ur an fagit

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this is not a joke. jks

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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