What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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a woman votes!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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A women president

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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