An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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My butt!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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