A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Denard Robinson

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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