what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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