Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Major League Soccer

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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poop.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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