your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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lewis bedford

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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