What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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