ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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