A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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