- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the mole say? Nothing

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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