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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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