Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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