What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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your face is kinda funny

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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hear hear

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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I read the terms of service.

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kk

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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