What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Snarf Nuggets

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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I'm taken

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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