What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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a man checks his mypsace

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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