hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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