Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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9/11

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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You're*

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