The Game.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Meow.

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A whale's vagina

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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