if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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