What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Donald Trump

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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