Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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