What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Your mom

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Vagina-Boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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