your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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