A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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