Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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