See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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miley cyrus

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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involved parents.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Barack Obama

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Indians

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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