Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Vaginal secretions

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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silver bullet?

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Anti Joke

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