The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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