what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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9/11

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women sports....

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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DERP

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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