- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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