What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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The person below me is weird.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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