- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

arena football

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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