-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I have aids

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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