roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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how did the man die he didnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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