Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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