What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Cows are land manatees.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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45.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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