Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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