What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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