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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A Fat Kenyan

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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