What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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