A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

I'm gay. No homo.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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