Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's up? Your time.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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