What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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