Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Men, get on the boat.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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anti jokes are really funny

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Knock knock It's open

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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