What is 6 plus 9? 15

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Hi

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Lewis

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Your social life.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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You will not press the like button.

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