You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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