what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Men's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Herman Cain

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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