Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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whats black and white? a zebra

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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BWAT

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Which one is hardest?

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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