are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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