you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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obama is a good president

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suck my dick.

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69.9

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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