LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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