Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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