how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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hi

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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