A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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whats 2+2? 1

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Fine, ladies first.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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