What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What should I name my dog?

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What is a chair?

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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