What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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YOU IS DUM

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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autistic kids rock

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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