Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Hitler is my role model

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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