Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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