What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Anti Joke

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