Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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