two fish are in a tank.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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