Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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WNBA

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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pup

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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