What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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knock knock piss off

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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im gay

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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