Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Child Prostitution.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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lol

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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