Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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