- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

if you read this you are gay

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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