- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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