What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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