Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock come in.

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I'm homeless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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knock knock whos their a person

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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