A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What do you call a black man? Black

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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