What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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DEATH.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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stop it ryan vallee

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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