How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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planking.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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