What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Yock

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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