Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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