What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

a black man pays his child support

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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