Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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