Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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my namew is jd

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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womens sports...

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Thanks

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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