what do you call a cow? A cow

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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i like turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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hey, my names mark.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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I told you it would happen

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Guess what? I like trains.

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who is mark

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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