P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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clamidia

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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gay marriage.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Im black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Anti Joke

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