i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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The song Friday Rules!

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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