Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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brock has small hands for a small job

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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