Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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