Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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