what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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