If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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