A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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