What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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