what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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