An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Obama 2012

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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