Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What's 9+10? 19

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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