What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Woman rights.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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