Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Make me famous

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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