was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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I asked her where you were.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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