Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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