Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do I hate? people

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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