Jacob Edwards has friends.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Your time.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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