how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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outside your comfort zone

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Anything involving women..

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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