- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Avery has crabs.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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