How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Basically copying you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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