Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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