Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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knock knock piss off

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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