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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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I love you very much.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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