What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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I would rape her

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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