Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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whats black and large -me

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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thumbs up!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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