What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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