- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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