How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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why did the man die? because he died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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