your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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hey guys what's up?

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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