A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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liam buchan is gay !

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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