What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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whats 69+2? 71

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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