Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Reed is poopin

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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