CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Anti Joke

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