Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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