A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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lol

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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