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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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