What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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