Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Well, this is fun.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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