Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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