Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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