Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Sam Hengal.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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