Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Knock knock What?

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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the love boat

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Worms don't like apples.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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