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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Women

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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