What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A black succeeds

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Anyone can post anything.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Vagina Boob

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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lewis bedford

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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