Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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