PIED NINNY!

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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