Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares? Seriously, who, on this planet, bothers to care about such a trivial matter? Is it really that important to you that must be given clarification as to why a random bird species just happened to cross a road? Will knowing benefit your life in some fashion? Well I'd like to know how. Ha! Perhaps you feel that, if you have the answer revealed to you, it will give you extra guidance of some sort in raising a chicken as a pet, or training a chicken to perform tricks for an animal contest, or something along those lines. Well I'm afraid you are out of luck, as I will not tell you. By reading this passage, you are wasting so much precious time. As you keep reading, seconds pass and you only waste more. You could be doing so much more with your life right now. Instead, you could be studying a topic that you might need to be knowledgeable about in the future. You could be shopping for goods. You could be painting a nice picture, writing a short story, or composing a piece of music. You could be getting exercise, or cleaning your house, or spending time with family, or even raising money for charity. There are countless meaningful tasks that you could be carrying out which would benefit you and others around you, including those who are less fortunate than you. But no. Instead you choose to do nothing, reading useless and forgettable anti-jokes on a crummy website, with a strange, fruitless desire of knowing why a chicken crossed a road. You must have such a sad life. You know what? I pity you, so I have decided that I will tell you why the chicken crossed the road. But only if you want to know. You might not want to know by this point. Do you still want to know? Are you sure you do? Are you really, really sure? Because I'm gonna tell you, regardless. Just keep reading! Don't take your eyes off the screen! You will find out exactly why the chicken crossed the road in 3... 2...1... and here we go! Ready, kids? The chicken crossed the road because... because... because... whoops, actually, I forgot. Sorry.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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THE GAME

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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