I was Born ready I was born naked.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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1+1 =? Too

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Women's rights

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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