What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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