roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What break when you talk?

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Penis

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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