Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man... walks.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Black people

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Hello

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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