Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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9/11 my birthday

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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you first

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Women's Rights.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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