Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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knock knock ... no one was in

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Brittney Spears

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Anti Joke

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