Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Emily Walker.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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What is 9+10? 19

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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