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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Miscarriages.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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