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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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