What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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