Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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