I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Woman Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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