Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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