Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Anti Joke

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