What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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KKK

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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