Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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melon

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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I C U P White stuff

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woman's rights

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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How come grilled cheese?

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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