Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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