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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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