- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Benevolent villain.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

ME NAME IS JEFF

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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