You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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