Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Anti Joke

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