What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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How old are you? 20

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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jokes r dumb

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What? Yes.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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