kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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