Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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