What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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