(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Anti Joke

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