Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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