Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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She said no

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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My mum is called Steve

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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