why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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