What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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you gay?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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French people.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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everyone dislike this

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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