Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Women's Golf

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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whats 69+2? 71

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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