Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A dyslexic blind man

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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