why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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haha black people :D

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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woman's rights

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Women's Rights...

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Cancer.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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