What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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