Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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