- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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