A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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