What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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