One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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