Women's rights

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Do you love me? No.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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