Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Today is May 18 2016.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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that wall over there ->

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Your Mother

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Tall asians

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