What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

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