Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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