Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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