What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

a black guy leaves prison

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why is john so fat years of over eating

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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