I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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K.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Nah

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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