what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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I'm gay. No homo.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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nickel back

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