How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I can't think of a joke.

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PENIS :)

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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