A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

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