Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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