- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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