What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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poo is yummy

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Anti Joke

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