I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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