a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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