How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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BIG MAC'S

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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