how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Dance is a sport

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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