Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Raveena Thandhan

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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