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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

what do u call a black person by his name

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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