What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Loner.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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