what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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