One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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This is an anti-joke.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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