- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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