why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Goat balls.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Junior's love life.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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