who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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