What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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