I can't see my forehead

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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i love antijokes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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