What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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hi

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Your time.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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