What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Turkey Balls

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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My spelling is horrible

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Women's football

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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