What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Grammer is very important

what does a granny look best in? 1950

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Apple hates Blackberry.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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