One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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