What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Anti Joke

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