What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Who is John Galt?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Homework.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Anti Joke

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