Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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