What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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