- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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