What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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