knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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DEATH.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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