- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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