- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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