A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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