i found waldo.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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VAL SUCKS

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Anti Joke

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