Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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