Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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