- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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