What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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