why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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