Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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