Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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My dad

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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