How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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