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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Yes. Just Yes.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

12 in general

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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