one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Microsoft Windows

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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YOU

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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