Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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