Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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whats black? the colour

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World Of Warcraft

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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