What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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XD Jackass.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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12 niqqa 12.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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