Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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