- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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