If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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