Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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