Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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asian drivers.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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