What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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