I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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