Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Nothing yet CC

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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