- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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