What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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chuck norris

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

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