One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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dislike this...please.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Mitt Romney penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Thats what she said

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