What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

hi im paul!

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

96

thumb_up thumb_down +20

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A fish walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

An Amish walks into Best Buy

thumb_up thumb_down -68

nipple

thumb_up thumb_down +12

to see a bad joke look above

thumb_up thumb_down +25

potato

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

there once was a chicken it was yellow

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

balls in ya mouf

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I'm 4 and what is this?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops