How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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