Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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