What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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