An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What's the difference between a duck

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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You

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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