What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What comes after 69? 70

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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