What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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