How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

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