A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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