when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Poop

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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