a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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knock knock Goodbye

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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zebras

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Anti Joke

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