roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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