whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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