What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Stealth baseballs record

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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