A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

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