why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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