Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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