Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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