Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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