Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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