why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Your mother just died.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Vaginal secretions

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Donald Trump

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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it was all Tagart

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

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