Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Women's Golf

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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David Cameron

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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