What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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matty russel are you on here

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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