A woman comes at the doctor.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Laugh.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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