what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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