- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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