Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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theres a fat guy

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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no rasist joks

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