Men's rights

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Wolfjob.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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