How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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poop

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Dick spice

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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brainfart

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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