A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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