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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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