What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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luke moore cant pull it back

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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The Game.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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