How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Irish sobriety

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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