What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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