What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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