Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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