A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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