What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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