- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

How much did the Holla Cost?

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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