knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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