Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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