i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

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