4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Dakota Fanning

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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mikey is cute

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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