Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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