This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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pee

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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