yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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