Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Do u take sugar?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Anti Joke

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