A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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