Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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i have 2 penises

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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LIKE THIS!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Guest what? Dog

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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