Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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It's all Taggart

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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