why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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