What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Dwarf Shortage

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lipstick pig

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THe Election

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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