A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Unnnnnnnn

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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