A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Chicken

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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zebras

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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