What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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