What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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