What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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don't just stand there

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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