I love you very much.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Poker face

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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