How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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my bubbles!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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