A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Soccer...

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dry handjob

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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