What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Your mother

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69

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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flavin's head

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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