- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

im watching you..

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Justin beiber..

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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