Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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