Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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www.xnxx.com

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Military intelligence.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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