A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

u suck

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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