why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Poop swing

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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