So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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