"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

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