- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

I came.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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