Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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beiber i straight

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whats gay ? you

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Anti Joke

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