Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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