Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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what's white and sticky semen

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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