Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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