What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What just hit my face? The floor

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