What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A shark ate your mom

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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