Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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