- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman votes!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

A women president

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Diarrhea

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

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