What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Anti Joke

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