A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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