Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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