what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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