What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Jews

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I don't get it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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