9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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A man did not like this site

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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