tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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The Princess is in another castle

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Anti Joke

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