Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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your mother

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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