you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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since when?

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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i have two hands.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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