"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

haha.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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