Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Penis

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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a little girl gets raped

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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