Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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