whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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