PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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