Who's on first? Garvey.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Dude man, I'm high...

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Bark I'm a tree

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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