Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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