Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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im a dragon, no im not

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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