Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Worms don't like apples.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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