- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

you just read an anti-joke

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Tony Romo

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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