What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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