Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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WNBA

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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