Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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I have a gay camel

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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