Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Men

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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