Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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no

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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