A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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kkkk

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Stephen Walking.

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Hi.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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