If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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