What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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