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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Women's rights

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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lol

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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