Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Canada's army

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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