Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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