A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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i lost the game

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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