when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Breast cancer.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man... walks.

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