why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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1+1=2

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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I'm so punny.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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