What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Health food.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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hi patrick

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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