What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Anti Joke

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