You know what's funny? Clowns.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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