Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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