the asian kid gets an F

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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