Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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God

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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