Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

thumb_up thumb_down +5

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Hey! Where is my tracker?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops