Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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