whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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men's rights activists

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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pee

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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