A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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