- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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