- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Knock knock Come in

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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