Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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One time i was sitting down

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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