What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Elizabeth Warren

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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