What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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My butt!!!!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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