- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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