Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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you suck

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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