If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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This is not a good joke.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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