Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

thumb_up thumb_down +27

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Racial Equality.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Tennesse

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

thumb_up thumb_down +32

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

whats black and large -me

thumb_up thumb_down -29

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops