Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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