why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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