What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Smelly Indians.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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