What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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