what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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