- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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