Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

anus

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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