yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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