Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Muslim athletes.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Women's sports.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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