Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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How are you? Yes

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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