What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Women's Rights...

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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9/11.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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