A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Shit!

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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