What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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