The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Vagina.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Penis

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Latvia isn't a joke

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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