- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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