What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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One time i was sitting down

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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