- Anti Joke

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

What do you call Obama? - the president

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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