Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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