Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Zach Barlow

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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destiny

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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