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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Indians

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dinosaur!

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