"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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