- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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