Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Weaner

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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