Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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I pooped.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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