You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Nah

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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a potato flew around my room

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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