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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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