I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Woman's rights

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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