How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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2+2= 478

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Your mom is so fat...

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