Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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