A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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