What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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1 Jew XD

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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