A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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