Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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- Helen Keller

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The WNBA

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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