What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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