it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Yeah, totally.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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