I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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