Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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