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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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