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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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