- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Is this where I type the joke?

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

troll----> hahaha---->

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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