If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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