2 Penises

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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