Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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