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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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So does Blake

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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I like to eat people

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Penis.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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