I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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