WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Homework.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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