To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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12 in general

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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