How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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