What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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