what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Choir.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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