How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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