Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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9:11 make a wish

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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