your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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