A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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