A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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brandon ya twwat

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what do you call a black man named mike

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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you.

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Your face

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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