- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Set up Punch line.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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