Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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