- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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