- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

I like the color potato.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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