Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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