why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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