What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Blacks

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Your mom went to college

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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