I agree

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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