Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anagram.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What is cold? Winter

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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