A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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steves legs

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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