What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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