- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Ben Colbert is gay

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Waffles ate my grandma

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Nothing yet CC

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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