- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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