Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Yes!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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