What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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