knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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LET

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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