Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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bees knees

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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