- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What's a joke? Funny

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Penis chickens

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Cripples are lame.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a duck?

The Economy

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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