Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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A fat guy!

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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