Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Well educated black man.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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