Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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KKK

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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