- Anti Joke

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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