Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Fat Kenyan

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Anti Joke

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