A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Your mom

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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