Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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