What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Justin's hair

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Immigration Laws

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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since when?

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