An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Mitt Romney penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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Thats what she said

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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P0P T4Rt

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Hair

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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