- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Penis

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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