Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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hi iggy

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