What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Knock knock. Come in.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Twenty-Four

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Justin Bieber

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

skurfboards we love fat kids

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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