What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Welcome to die!

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Potato.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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