Black People.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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I'm homeless.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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