Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Anti Joke

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