Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Badgers are cool

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Nock Nock It's open.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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