what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

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