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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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