Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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feminists.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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