What's better than a stick? A stone

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Justin Bieber

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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noodles

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

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