once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What is the best part about football The scoring

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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