if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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