Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Neil Lewis

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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