What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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