hi will

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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69

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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That's what he said.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Butt Sex.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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