What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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