Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Your text.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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