Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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An Artic Storm.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Rick santorum

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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