What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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