Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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WNBA

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Woman Rights

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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