A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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12 in general

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Women's rights.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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