Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Chuck Norris.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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