- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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