A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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matt shut up

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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