What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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