What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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S.O.P.A

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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