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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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