so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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the love boat

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Anti Joke

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