Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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What do people say? words.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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