Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Click here to end the world.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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You're tall.

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