Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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You are Nerochan right?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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