A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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hi

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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