Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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