A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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