A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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