3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Mark Wilson

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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