A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

shut up elliot

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

One, two, three, four and five

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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