Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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