What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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im telling maguire

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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