If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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CFL

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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