Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I enjoy anal.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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