A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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