A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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lololololololololol

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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