- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Continents are large islands.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

woman's rights

A handicapp walks into a bar

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Y u do dis?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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