A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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1+1=2

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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