What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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