Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Womens' rights.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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