Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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