- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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