Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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