A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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