How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Anti Joke

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