How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What abou three times

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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"Up to 50% off."

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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