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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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canadians

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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