why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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