When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Your girlfriend.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My children are mistakes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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