Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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