your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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the WNBA

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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