What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Samantha

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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