if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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America Votes

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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