Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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