how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

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