Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Gadaffi

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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