Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Your Mom

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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hi mom

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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