What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Dumbledore dies.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Nah

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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