Your mother is so fat.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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like if your cool

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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