The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Yo mamas so fat

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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