How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Small titties.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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