How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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