why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Irish sobriety

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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