- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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