what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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