Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Once upon a cross

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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