P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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non poop

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Anti Joke

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