Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Water, please.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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