You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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TIMMY

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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