What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Queens Park rangers

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Trashcan!

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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