A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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hahaha

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Anti Joke

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