Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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