A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A black man has a job.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Nickleback.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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