Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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