knock knock whos there not me

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Romney 2012

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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