Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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I am a nigger.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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