How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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