What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Winking at old people

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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