- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

The WNBA.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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