what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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