Joay impistato is a fig

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Women's rights.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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ekoj

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

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