A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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why?

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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