William wright is Gay

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Barack Obama

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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