Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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