- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

She said no

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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