- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

what is big and white? Your Mom

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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