Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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