Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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