What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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