Roses come in a variety of colors.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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