A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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No

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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