whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Ron Paul for President!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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