96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Kevin and Ramin

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Bob dole

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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test

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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