Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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