whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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I need to start studying.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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