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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Black Friday

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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