A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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