How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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1unno;njfjk

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Nippies

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Choir.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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