why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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