what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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how may i help you

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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