Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Male penises.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

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