- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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