Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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69- by Adam Chebali

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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