Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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hello

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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