A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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PENIS

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

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