Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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I love you very much.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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neil patrick harris

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Men's rights.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Anti Joke

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