- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

boobs

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

im telling maguire

hey.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

like my drawing of a white person?

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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