A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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kiss me?

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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