What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Potato.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Penis.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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