Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Women

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Smeg...

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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don't just stand there

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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T-Dog scare me

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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