it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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