why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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dildo

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Penis jokes.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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seek beauty

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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