Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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I am dyslexic

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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