whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Golf.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Bitch

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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full house

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Thats what she said

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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