why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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