Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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