Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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