Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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