Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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