why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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There's my tractor.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Justin's humor

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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