Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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FAP

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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