- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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