A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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An asian without a future.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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