She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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