Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Basically copying you.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Looks through the peephole.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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