Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Baseball

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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