How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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