A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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