Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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