Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Women's rights

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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