What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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