hipsters

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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So does Blake

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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