Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Chuck Norris died.

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Womens Sports

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Anti Joke

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