Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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