How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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I like poop in my butt

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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