Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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gay marriage.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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