The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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