What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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women's rights

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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