- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

William Raines.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Cole is "good" at soccer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

This is my favorite antijoke.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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