- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

...NO.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

lipstick pig

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

I woke up today

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

race-car = rac-ecar

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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