What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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penis

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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hrih

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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kk

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