Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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