Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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So you there Red?

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Skrillex.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

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