a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Women's Rights

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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willam dafoe

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Justin Bieber

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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T-Dog scare me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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