Guest what? Dog

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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GONNA

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Women's rights...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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