knock knock come in

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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banana

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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