A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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