What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Women's rights.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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