How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Go away.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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