Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Gabe Mercado

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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