What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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