Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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wat?

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Anti Joke

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