two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Gus's mom

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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