WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Oh, right

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Obama

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