What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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