What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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