Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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