Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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SNAPPLE!

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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you first

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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You copy and paster!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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