Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Your mom

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Anti Joke

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