Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Stephen Walking.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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