A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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DESERT

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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my namew is jd

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Click here to end the world.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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