- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I had sex. Just kidding.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

There's a car about to hit me.

Arrow in the Knee!

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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