Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Chikin nuggets

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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