Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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no

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Knock Knock Come in

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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