Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Logan's gay

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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