A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Women's rights.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Spinabifita

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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