- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

You are the third derivative of the position function.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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