How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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