The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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