- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Two muffins are in an oven, and one muffin says to the other "It sure is getting hot in here". the other muffin says "holy crap, a talking muffin."

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

My children are huge mistakes.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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