what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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I drive a 'rarri

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Where's my tractor?

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Anti Joke

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