Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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Grapefruit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Anti Joke

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