What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Bin Laden is dead.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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