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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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