Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Your mother is a man.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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