...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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