How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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