Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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ObamaCare

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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