What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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