what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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boobs

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Banana

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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