A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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