Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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