What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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