Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Yo mamas so fat

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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you give like i give lomain

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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