What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Knock knock What?

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Anti Joke

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