Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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