On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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