what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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It’s dead.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

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