Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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