Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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where's mom I killed her

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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baskets

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Jesus was a good guy

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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