what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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