What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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whats black and large -me

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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