Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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LOL May Wong

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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