Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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knock knock

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Rebecca Black

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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