- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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