How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Anti Joke

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