Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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this is not a drill.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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YOLO

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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