Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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women's rights.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Anti Joke

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