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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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