What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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full house

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