What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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homosexual

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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c-? men, C-men

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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go go gadget

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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