Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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France had one revolution

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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