- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black? the colour

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

what is 3+3= 8

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

all hail based mark

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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