Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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baby loves lalma

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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hi

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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