Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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one of the idiot

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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