What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

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