- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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