- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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