Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Basically copying you.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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