What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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