An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Niall Horan

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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