person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I've got a boner

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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batman has diarrhea

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