what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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balls

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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