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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did? Yes

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Black Poeple

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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