- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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