If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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shut up

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Gay's rights

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A man buys a prius

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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