Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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