Charlie Sheen is winning

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Yo mama's fat.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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A mans opinion.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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