What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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