Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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