What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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pobody's nerfect

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A black man killed someone

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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