Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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