What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Hello

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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¿melano?

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Anti Joke

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