In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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