If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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i like turtles

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Top Gear USA

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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