A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How would you rule?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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