- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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