- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Tilt your screen back .

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

you just lost the game!

A baby seal walks into a club...

mexicans fishing

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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