What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A scottish man having fun

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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