This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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drugs.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What's 9+10? 19

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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