Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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