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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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