Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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The WNBA.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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9/11/2001

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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