Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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