Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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knock knock

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Anti Joke

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