- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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