Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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