GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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