What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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