- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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