What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Women Driving.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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