What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Jews

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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