There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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chuck norris

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Hello

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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