Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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i lost the game

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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