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you will die someday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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