What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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