What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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your mother hates you

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Six million.

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