What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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