Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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hi to the world fromthe world

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4-4-2

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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9/11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Okay.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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