Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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so how about that irline food

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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