Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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a little girl gets raped

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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