speech and debate.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Keanu Reaves

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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knock knock go away

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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