Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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im black

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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