An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Male penises.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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