Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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