When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I am Skaldak!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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