Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Smeg...

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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nothing

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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