why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What time is it? 10:58

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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