A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Nicolas Cage

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Pineapple.

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