What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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