What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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45.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Michael Castillo is gay

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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