Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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