my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Meow.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Garry Glitters on here

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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go F*** yourself

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Anti Joke

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