A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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The WNBA

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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