Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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this is not a joke

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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womens rights

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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i like tits

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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