How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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