Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Women's rights

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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