How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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