Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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