An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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