Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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women rights

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Justin's hair

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Immigration Laws

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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