What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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