The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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