What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Women can vote? WTF

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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