Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

knock knock come in!

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo