Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Anti Joke

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