What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Chris is hairy

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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