- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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