why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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