Punchline.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Gorden Brown.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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