- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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