Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Mexicans are like waffles

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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women's rights

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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