why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Penis

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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