- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What rymes with milk..... milf

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I was watching Fox news.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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