Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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