What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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identical jokes get different votes.

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anus soup

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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