Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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The Game.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Mahmy

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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