What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

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