A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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