Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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hextech crafting too opieop

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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