200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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