A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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stuarts mum

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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