Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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