- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

Your mother is a man.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

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