look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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boobs

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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throbbing slobber

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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