How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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