What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Iggy Azalea

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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