Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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watch me nae nae

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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