I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

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