Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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