Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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