Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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