Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Once upon a time

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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KKK

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Penis

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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