What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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nickel back

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Lewis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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