How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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