What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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