Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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