Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Black people stink of shite!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Flab

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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