Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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women's rights.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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this girl died

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