Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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im telling maguire

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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