- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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