If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Scott Gomez

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Women's rights

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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