- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

So this blonde walks into a library.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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