Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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