how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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VAL SUCKS

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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