- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Charlotte Bobcats

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Queens Park rangers

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Where do babies come from? My garage

Where is my tractor?

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