A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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knock knock piss off

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women's rights

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World Of Warcraft

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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