How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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The WNBA.

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No it isn't.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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