- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How many cows say moo? All of them

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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