- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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