What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Niki Minaj's ass

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What is the best part about football The scoring

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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