What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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throbbing slobber

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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punchline below punchline above

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Comedy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Anti Joke

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