What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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