- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

i heart wiener

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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