Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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