What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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why?

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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weston cage

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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