- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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