Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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liam buchan is gay !

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Justin Bieber.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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