Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Phew... it's gone.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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david poredos

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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