Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Jimmy Saville

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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The Holocaust.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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