Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Where do you live? In a house

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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chuck norris

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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