what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Anti Joke

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