Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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The Holocaust

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