a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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a banana

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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