A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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You just read this ..

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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