what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

So I was walking down the road today

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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