Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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