A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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asian drivers.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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