You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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I agree

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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