- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Sharvil has aids 4 times

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

The Braves win the N.L. east

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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