How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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pudding

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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conrad profit

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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