Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Gingers.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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