One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I am Skaldak!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Psychics.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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