a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Hi

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Mitt Romney.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Hi.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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