Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Women's rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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