A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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The Game.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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