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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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