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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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