What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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yes... that's the joke

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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