someone called someone else a frog

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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