Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Pianca going ham

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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