roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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suck my dick.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Cool Brian

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Obama.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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