Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Good.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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i hate you.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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