What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Justin beiber..

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Anti Joke

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