What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Lets go Yankees

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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whats 2+2? 4

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Your social life.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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