How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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