Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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hi

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Republicans

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What is 2+2? 4!

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