- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Feminism.

hey guys im gay

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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