Please ignore this statement.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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