Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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