Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Jesus was a good guy

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Anti Joke

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