Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Do the roar!

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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