Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Womens rights.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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