Your mom is so fat...

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people magazine

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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The Bible

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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i dont fisish anythi

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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