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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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