A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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I have no joke. u mad?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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I have a horse.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Anti Joke

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