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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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