- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

I came.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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