whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Where else? The junk yard

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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