Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Scientology.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Anti Joke

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