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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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