What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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