Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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JUST KIDDING^

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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