"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Jesus was a good guy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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hey, my names mark.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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PICKLES

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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