A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Womens rights.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Anti Joke

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