What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Anti Joke

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