An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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