Make me famous

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Potassium? K.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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