Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A chicken crossed the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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