Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Do you need any assistance?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Sac

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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