Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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