What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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ok

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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