There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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