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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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