What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Corn Muffins

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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xavier stop

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Anti Joke

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