a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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