What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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KOOKABURRA

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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