Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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