Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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alcoholism kills

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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3 like an eel

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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