Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

The WNBA

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Joke

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Your social life

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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