Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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