Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A black man killed someone

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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