Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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The game.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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No antijoke here.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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