Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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balls in ya mouf

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Pain Olympics.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Where's my baby??

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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