Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

who's a slut... you're mom

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops