What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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antijoke is the best website.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Anti Joke

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