Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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