Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Dwight Howard

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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