roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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GONNA

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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