Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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