Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Obama lin Baden.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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