people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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