There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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