The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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