KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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