I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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