Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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