There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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I like your hair

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Female Athletics

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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