why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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