Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

obama is a good president

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Penis

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Grace Ackerson

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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