- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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