- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Pickles are powerful

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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