How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Moral

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I am a n1gger.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Peas

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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