whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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women's rights

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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