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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I dislike old people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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