is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Patriarchy.

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Anti Joke

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