Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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