What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Jellybeans

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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LIKE THIS!

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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