Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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hi

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Health food.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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