Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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