who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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My nipple is bleeding

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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women's rights

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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