Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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hextech crafting too opieop

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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