What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Dogs

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