A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Republicans

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Communism

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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