- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Left. That one direction...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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