What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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