A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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poop

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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