What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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