How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Guess what What

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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