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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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