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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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The penn state football administration

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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