how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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