What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your face

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What?

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GONNA

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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