Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Make me famous

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Potassium? K.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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