How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

thumb_up thumb_down

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What rymes with milk..... milf

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Chuck Norris died.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

thumb_up thumb_down +4

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops