What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Anti Joke

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