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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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