Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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men's rights activists

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poo

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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