A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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