Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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