anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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im black

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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what time is it rape time

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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