A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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