What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

How are you? Yes

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

An Asian child flunks a test.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your momma so fat she's fat

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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