Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Gorden Brown.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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