Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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more like nig!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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