How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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