Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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