why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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