what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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The WNBA.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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