today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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