Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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