What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Lewis

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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