So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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