Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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