Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

you wanna hear a joke? no

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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