- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

A women's opinion.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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