What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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There's my tractor.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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This is not a joke

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Indians

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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a ginger has a soul

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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