Meow.

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A whale's vagina

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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a horse walks into a barn

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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pizzano is a tool.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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