How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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