My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Anti Joke

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