A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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