- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What is worse than hell?

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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