A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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You're so straight!

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