What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Anti Joke

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