What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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