What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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