What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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