penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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GONNA

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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