Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Justin Bieber

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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