why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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