what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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