Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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