If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Your momma's so fat...

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Equal rights!

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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