What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Twenty-Four

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Justin Bieber

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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