What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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motley crew

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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