Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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