Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Wenis Penis

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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space is fun

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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