What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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poop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Maths.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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