what smells worse then shit Drew White

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What will happen when a black person die they die

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Do your parents know you're gay?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops