Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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