- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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