Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Matt is not funny.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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