What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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