What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

I love you

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

mitchell palmer sucks

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

Women's Basketball.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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