What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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