What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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I hate blackniggers

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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