Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Matt Damon

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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