Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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