- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Win and Beau have no friends

I used to know what alzheimers was

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

asian, do math

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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