- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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