What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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