What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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