If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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