- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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