How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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just in time?

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Vaginal secretions

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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