Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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