Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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hey guys im gay

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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A black guy with his family.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Irish sobriety

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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