What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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