What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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mikey is cute

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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learn. advance!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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