What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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zebras

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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hi

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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