What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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