Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Women's Rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Penis

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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