Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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I'm a like whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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