What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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Yeah, totally.

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