What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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