Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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your so fat. your fat!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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