What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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