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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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