Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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