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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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