A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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