what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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