Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Neither did she.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What's one plus one? two.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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