What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Hahaha

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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69.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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