What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Hey, Max!!

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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