-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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