Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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