- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

whats funny? ebola and 911

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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