What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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hey you like pizza? whatever...

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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