Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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I'm HIV positive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Hey

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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