Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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