A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +11

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

thumb_up thumb_down +8

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

thumb_up thumb_down -66

dfsgdf g dsf g sdfg sdf gsd fg sdfg s df g sdf gs df g sdf g sdfg sdf g sdfgsadg awetrawefads f asdf asdrfasrg sdf nfghjml ho ;l jkm gascSDagfgh dj gf hdfgh khdkfgkfgkj gjkf g afg adf g dfgs df g sd fg s dfg sdfg df g sdf g s df gsdf g sdf g f t r j yu k yuilk yiol o l rt wer t wer t we t w e rt w er

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

thumb_up thumb_down +28

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

thumb_up thumb_down -123

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops