What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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