Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Black People.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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memes

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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