A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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