Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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