why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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