What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I can't think of a joke.

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PENIS :)

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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