An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Gun Control

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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refridgrator

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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