i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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