What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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