Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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its all aodhan

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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David Silberberg is gay

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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