What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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