- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

What's a joke? Funny

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Penis chickens

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Cripples are lame.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a duck?

The Economy

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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