A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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more chocolate?

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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