Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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i am and me is i

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go go gadget

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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