Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Women can vote? wtf

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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