When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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