Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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the asian kid gets an F

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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