What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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