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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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