Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Dinosaur!

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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