Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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