hi hi strager danger

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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