- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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