What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A Pakistani news reader.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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hello

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Facebook...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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