You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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