What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Women's rights

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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