What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Bob Saget

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Bob Saget

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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