A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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. . I am a whale

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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