a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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I Love Hitler.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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