Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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