- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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