What do you call a black man? Rob

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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k

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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penis

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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