Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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what's black and can't swim?

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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