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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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