Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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