- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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