A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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DEATH.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Connor is homo

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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