Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Indeed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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