What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Womens rights

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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