- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Woman rights.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Dusters blow stuff.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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