How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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