chuck norris is a little b|tch

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Skrillex.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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