i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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