What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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