2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Gustavo Andrade

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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