Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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