why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Justin Bieber

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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