Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Amputations.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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