roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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