A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Pickles

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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