Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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gabbi nunez ;)

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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