Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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poopy is poopy

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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