What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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The WNBA

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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