Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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shut up elliot

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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