What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Why? Because!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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your mother hates you

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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