Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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