um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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