*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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VAL SUCKS

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Vagina.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Im cute hehehee

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I'm Spartacus

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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