How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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The WNBA.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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