A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Vagina.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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KILL WHITEY

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who do we all like george goodburn

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