what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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c+t+c?

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

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