What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Romney 2012

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Baseball

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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