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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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