Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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