What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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