Do you play piano? No

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Your Mother

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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