why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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