Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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