Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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