Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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