what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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AIDS

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