What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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