Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Moral

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I am a n1gger.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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