What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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