What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Women's rights

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Hummer.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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