what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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