yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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knock knock get lost!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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