Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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