- Anti Joke

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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