A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Nickelback

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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