What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

thumb_up thumb_down +51

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

thumb_up thumb_down -22

fduck

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops