Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What black and has children A black man

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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