Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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whoa there

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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