- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

The joke below me is retarded

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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