- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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