What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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One day a man walked into a wall

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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