- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

So one time this woman was learning...

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

throbbing slobber

The WNBA

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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