- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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