What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Republicans

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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