Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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You are joking right?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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go F*** yourself

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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