did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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