Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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