Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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This is not a joke.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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