Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Anti Joke

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