- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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