A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Womens rights

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Anti Joke

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