A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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split your ass cheek

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Anti Joke

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