How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Women.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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