What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Anti Joke

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