- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Womens rights.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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