what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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