what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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learn the ropes?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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