What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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