What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Go away still nothing to see

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Anti Joke

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