What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Women's Rights

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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