Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Good afternoon.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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