A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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penis

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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