Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Nice belt.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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.....Carrot Top....

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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