- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Barack Obama

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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