Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's big? Jupiter.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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