Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

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