- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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