- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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