What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Penis

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Your mom.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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