Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Logan's gay

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Anti Joke

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