Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Women's rights

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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\ \ \\ \\ >\/ 7 _.-(6' \ (=__._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. \ > ,.-' >.'

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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