Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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