Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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