Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Your time.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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