Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

for keeps?

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

I don't get it

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Ruller

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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