What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Gestapo.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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George Bush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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The BCS

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Anti Joke

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