Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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i'm hard

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Corn Muffins

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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xavier stop

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