What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's 6+2? 16

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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