What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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WNBA

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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