tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Golf.

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How old are you? 7

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What's your blood type? Red.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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