Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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