Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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