My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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pizzano is a tool.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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