Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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