want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Alchohol.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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