Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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your a towel.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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