What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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