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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Basically

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Anti Joke

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