Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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cot!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Deadly cancer.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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