Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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