A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Jesus was a good guy

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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