Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Sex. That is all.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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identical jokes get different votes.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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