- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

guess what what that wasnt it

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

GADZOOKS!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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