My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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YOU

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eoin burgin is fat

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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neil patrick harris

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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