Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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knock knock who's there aids

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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