why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Michael Brown

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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