A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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