Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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