What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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