Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Health food.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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a man is running away

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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