The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A women's opinion.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -124

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

thumb_up thumb_down +88

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

thumb_up thumb_down -37

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops