why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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