why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Good job, son.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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