what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Major League Soccer

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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