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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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