What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Cows are land manatees.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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