A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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#Getweird

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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