How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Okay, one second.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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i killed my family

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Wenis Penis

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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space is fun

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Anti Joke

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