A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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