What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Anti Joke

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