Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Women's rights.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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the cow goes moo

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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