knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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