What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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James Patrick Campbell

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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