Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Me

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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