Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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chuck norris

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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You're so straight!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Small breasts.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Anti Joke

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