A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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