You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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