A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

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