- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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