There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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