How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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knock knock

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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