Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Badgers are cool

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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denisssssssssssssss

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Nock Nock It's open.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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