- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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