what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Women's Rights

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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