Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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You copy and paster!

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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