what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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