What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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British Dentistry

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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