Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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miha kako si?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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fduck

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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