I ponder

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Black people

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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im black

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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