Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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lol

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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