Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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