Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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