How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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women outside of the kitchen

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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pudding

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two fish are in a tank.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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cool

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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