So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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watch me nae nae

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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