Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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