why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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