What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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