Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Refridgerator.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Get in the van

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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