What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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I love you.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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