knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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