I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What is cowboy say

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Whats white? A fridge

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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