A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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