what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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