A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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