Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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pee

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69 :)

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Guess what What

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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U mad?

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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