Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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DEATH.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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stop it ryan vallee

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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