- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

human centipede

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

i like boobs haha ha hahaha

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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