what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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