why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Skrillex.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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