yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Anti Joke

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