- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

I need to start studying.

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