one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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im not food

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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