Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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