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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Thanks

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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