Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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