Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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democracy

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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