What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roey Jegen

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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i love huge wieners.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

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