What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Your mum is dead

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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womens rights

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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