Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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