So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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destiny

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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