Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Feminism.

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Doorbell salesman.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Anti Joke

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