What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Spread the net.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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