How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Breast cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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women's rights

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Female Athletics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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