Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

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