Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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10inch nice

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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BIG PENIS

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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