why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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