Women's Rights

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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