mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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The government

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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your mom

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