- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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