A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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