Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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GONNA

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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why do you care?

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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