What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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