Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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