Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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smug face >:}

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

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