- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

I like hats XD!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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