No, Trinidad.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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