A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

thumb_up thumb_down

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

OOOOPPS /

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Error 37.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops