- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

I grunt when I poop.

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