What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Dont look at me.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Once upon a time.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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