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how man

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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