What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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im gey

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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My dad

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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