- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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