Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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hi corey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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