- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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