what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Hummer.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why....... Because.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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nice shorts.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A sober Irish individual.

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