What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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