Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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