How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Stop being a centipede

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Guess what What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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