Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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