- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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