Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Poker face

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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scientology.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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this website is a bad joke

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Anti Joke

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