clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Anti Joke

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