- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q. who's george porchy?

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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