- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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