What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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hi, im sober.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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