What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Hi

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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