Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Penis.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Your girlfriend.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Cancer

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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