A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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