How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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