Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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the WNBA

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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