Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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