Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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hi penis ham telephone

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