Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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