A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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666

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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