Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Neither does he.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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