- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

John Stamos.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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