What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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