Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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