why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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