Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your big dick.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

thumb_up thumb_down +30

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops