Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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