Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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A midget walked under a bar.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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