- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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