- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Cows go moo.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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