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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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