Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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