- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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