Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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ginger

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Tell you something funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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