What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Penis

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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a little girl gets raped

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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