When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Dance is a sport

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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I was born.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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