How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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