What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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