Where's my shotgun

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Five guys one rape.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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