- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

A van drives into a car.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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