Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

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