How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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LET

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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