- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

Once upon a time, your face.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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