What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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