A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Your mom went to college

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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