a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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women's rights

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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