Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anthony sucks

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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