Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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