- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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