- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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