Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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