Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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guess what chicken butt

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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