What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Women's Basketball.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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