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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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