- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A fish walks into a bar

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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