- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Homonyms should be band.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...