What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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The horse said "nay."

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Vagina.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Penis

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