What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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