Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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