Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Scott

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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EGGPLANT

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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