what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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