Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Penis

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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This is a joke.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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