Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Justin's life

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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