What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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That's what SHE said!

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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GONNA

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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