A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Soccer...

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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this is not a joke. jks

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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9/11

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Christ is a conspiracy

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0 + 0 = 0

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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No, Trinidad.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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i found waldo.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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