Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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THE GAME

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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