How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Land Rovers

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Avery has crabs.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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