Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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knock knock

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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