Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Runescape.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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