Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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