A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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God is real

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