Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Barack Obama

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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