a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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