So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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