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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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