What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The penn state football administration

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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My love life

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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