What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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School

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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