What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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