- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

you know whats funny... nothing.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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