What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Anti Joke

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