what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Anti Joke

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