why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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