What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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