What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Bean.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Nickelback

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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