Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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