What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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nipple

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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