- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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