Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Anti Joke

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