What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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