Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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