What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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