Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what color is blue? green

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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