There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

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