Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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