Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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