How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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