why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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