Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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shut up iggy

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Anti Joke

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