the WNBA

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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