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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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