Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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