why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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