Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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