whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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hi iggy

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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