Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Cheese

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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since when?

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Banana Hamock.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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