What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Anti Joke

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