- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

miley cyrus

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

involved parents.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Erectile Dysfunction.

Barack Obama

Indians

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