Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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acuna

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

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