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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

throbbing slobber

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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