So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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A women president

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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