What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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