Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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