Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Yo mamas so fat

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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