Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Military intelligence.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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