What's up? A direction...

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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MICHAEL

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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minced oaths

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Female rights.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A man walks into a bar.

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