What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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