Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What's 9+10? 19

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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