- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Knock knock

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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