Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What? Huh?

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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?J?o?k?e?

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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your face

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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