- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

what's the difference between a duck?

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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