When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Anti Joke

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