Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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She said no

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Vagina-Boob

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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