- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

Johnny just finished his pie.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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