- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why Because

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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