- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

i'm hard

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Halo < COD

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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