What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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arse

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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