what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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